I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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