hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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