I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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