Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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