you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
this beer tastes like vomit already
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
is it fun? or sober?
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