Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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