god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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