You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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