i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
