Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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