Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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