There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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