I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
barbara walters just said penis...
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
