You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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