i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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