please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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