So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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