she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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