we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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