Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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