About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
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