i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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