hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
wow bdsm is so cute
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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