Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
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Goodbee
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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