our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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