OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
North Korea, Best Korea!
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
And then he peed in my hair
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