remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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