yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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