i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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