Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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