i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I just gift wrapped bread.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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