Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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