She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
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