I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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