Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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