That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I had to cum in my sink.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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