I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Hippo gnu deer
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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