Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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