I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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