I swear she didn't look like that last week.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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