You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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