Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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