sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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