The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
i need to put some appletini on your dick
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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