Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
I got inside last night via doggy door
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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