Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
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