i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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