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my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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