I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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