im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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