You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
wow bdsm is so cute
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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