i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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