am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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