Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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