I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I don't think brook has ever known best
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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