singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
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