Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
